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Question Time - Tattoos
by eggbod @ 04. Oct 2005 - 18:34:55

The other day I was walking past 15 Tite Street, Chelsea and a man called out "hey luv did that tattoo hurt?" I do indeed have a tattoo and in keeping with the high standard of topical inanity we all seem to generate around this blog area, I would like to ask the panel (serious Question Time tone being used) if any of them have a tattoo? Feel free to answer the question if you are not a tattooed fuckwit and indeed where you don't have one. This is in keeping with a council policy of non-discrimination.

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[Visitor]

2005-10-04 @ 18:41

As an esteemed member of 'the panel' I would like to say that I don't have a tattoo, and never will have. It's not that I don't agree with them, it's a pain thing. What and where is your's? I'm assuming that as you were walking in Chelsea and somebody else could see it then it's not in too intimate an area. Or are you a naturist....
with kinky boots...
down boy!!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 18:48

(Piercing David Bumblebee stare) but you are not playing the game buze1971 you have to tell me where you DON'T have it? Make it up boy!!

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[Visitor]

2005-10-04 @ 18:51

i don't have one which says 'Mum' on my measly pathetic excuse for biceps

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Just_A_GuyJust_A_Guy [Member]
2005-10-04 @ 20:14

As a fellow tattooed hooligan, I must join you in sticking up for us. I must also say in a deliberately flirty way that if I'm not mistaken, you're Tall, Blonde and have a tattoo (dare I ask where?) Can you cook and clean as well, I might have to purchase you from your current master for use as a slave

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:28

Oooooooooooh yes please master!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:39

Hang on JAG, you havenee told me where yours is. Or indeeeeeeeedy what it comprises of?

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Just_A_GuyJust_A_Guy [Member]
2005-10-04 @ 21:42

Its says WETOND or WELCOME TO SCOTLAND, depends what I'm thinking about. As for where it is >:XX

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:44

You little tease, you're heading your way to detention

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[Visitor]

2005-10-04 @ 20:23

i dont have a tatoo. but i do now have a piccie by my name on this thing, by popular demand :-)

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:40

HURRAH FOR NEIL. Very imposing. Is that an IRA terrorist pic?

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[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 19:15

no, its a "sinister sillouette" (if thats the correct spelling that is).

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[Visitor]

2005-10-04 @ 20:24

Look C... this has caused me a great deal of anxiety. As a result of this post, I felt obliged to check EVERY part of my anantomy. Now that I have, I can categorically say, that I not got a tattoo on me, anywhere.. except my bottom.

Because I was physically unable to check this area..I have this lurking suspicion that if I have one at all .. then that is where it will be!

R

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:37

It's quite possible R, that you may have sat on some indelible marker pens (quite by accident of course) so I understand that if you don't have one, then you wont know whether it's there or not?????????

All comments will be answered to comply with the non-discrimination policy set by the council of tattooed fuckwits

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[Visitor]
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2005-10-04 @ 20:48

No, no tats for me, not even an anchor on my forearm like an ol' salty seaman................ 88|

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:42

Bitterly disappointed in you Nicola, stay behind after class.

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Just_A_GuyJust_A_Guy [Member]
2005-10-04 @ 21:44

Is she lowering the tone talking of 'salty seamen', or am I?

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 21:50

I won't have you talking about my Nicola like that..........but it depends how you spell semen ooops seman, oops seamen (got there eventually)

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Just_A_GuyJust_A_Guy [Member]
2005-10-04 @ 22:02

I hadn't thought of it like that. You and Nicola are obviously filthy minded. Me, as pure as the driven snow.

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[Visitor]
http://www.nicolandleon.btinternet.co.uk
2005-10-05 @ 19:37

Heh heh - are you sure JAG? I'm as pure as the driven slush ;)

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redshellredshell [Member]
2005-10-04 @ 21:24

I have a Tattoo on my right arm

'Honour, Integrity,Bravery'
With a dragon on the side.

SensualReadingSensualReading [Member]
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2005-10-04 @ 23:08

Yes, I confess, one small one on right upper back - and I would rather give birth than have another one - 3 kids and no more tattoos later!.......DD

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 22:41

DD, you haven't said what the "one small one" was? Do tell.

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DD [Visitor]
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2005-10-07 @ 00:14

Its a swallow - coloured of course, its small and neat - looks great - but at the time it felt like I was having an eagle needled onto me - with its wings spread in full flight - and its talons out - or am I just a wimp???.......lol DD

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Shinsa [Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 02:55

No tattoo, but if I did I would get one on my arm... I don't know "what", though.
But wait, dear Eggbod, when are you going to play the game and tell us what your tattoo is of and where it is located?

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 08:36

Well spotted oh wiley one, a sharp observation indeed, I shall reveal all .....................
...........later
Arent you the blogger that avidly comments on Tadpoles site?

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[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 12:42

OK eggbod, it's later. Come on play the game. By the way, apologies for the outrageously lewd comment above. I think it's out of my system now. From getting an 'ourageous flirty smile' in the morning to 'piercing David Bumblebee Stare' in the afternoon: in the words of the pop legend (hmm?) Ronan Keating, "(Blogging) Life is a Rollercoaster"

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 17:39

No probs mate. It wasnee lewd at all. It makes a girl feel wanted. ;)

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[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 17:42

You're still avoiding the tattoo whereabouts issue. You started this game remember.

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 17:44

I know, but I have this burnin' desire to know wot 'appened in "Class of 76". Did you see it?

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[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 17:46

No.

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Shinsa [Visitor]

2005-10-06 @ 01:13

Oh dear enlightened one... I have been known to visit other blogs... including Tadpoles' site... and if you'll permit, I shall endeavour to visit here more often, too.

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DandalionDandalion [Member]
2005-10-05 @ 11:31

I don't have any tattoo's, way too much of a traumatic experience best avoided by scaredy cats like me.
My uncle was an oil rigger with a whole shirt and trouser set of tattoos , he used to tell us stories about some of them, he had a giant japanese geisha girl over his back with a fan decorated with a dragon, it was really well done, but he had to have it redone because it faded ....ouch.

[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 14:53

I have seven tattoos (well two really, but seven different sittings coz they're big ish - for a little girl anyhow), and I can't really remember it hurting that much. I have quite a big tattoo on the nape of my neck and it just felt like sunburn for a bit - that was the most painful one....having said the I've given birth twice and I can't really remember that hurting much either.

jojo52jojo52 pro
2005-10-05 @ 15:25

My daughter and I have discussed the subject of tattoos. She wants 'Carpe Diem' and I want a butterfly but we haven't so far got round to it. To be honest I'm not sure I haven't already got enough identification marks. If I had been around in a previous century I could have been burned as a witch at least 3 times over.

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 19:49

D'yer know something........I have to agree with this. I know that if I was around centuries ago I would have been burnt at the stake or drowned in a duck pond. Rather like that Monty Python sketch

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 15:51

Yep, one on my ankle and it flippin' hurt! I wouldn't suggest getting it anywhere you don't have lotsa 'wiggly bits'...sorta felt like a combination of razor burn & a cigarette burn. OWWWW

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[Visitor]

2005-10-05 @ 15:54

If your tattoo is only going to be small you can get anaesthetic cream from your tattooist to numb the area, it cost a little extra but it's supposed to really take the edge off.

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 16:17

Thanks for the advice, but I think my days of body art are over!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-07 @ 17:58

I reckon foot ones must be tasty - that was the tattooist's own word for hurting like hell.

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[Visitor]
http://thesheeppen.blog.co.uk
2005-10-05 @ 17:46

Got two, one on each arm. A bloody great big indian chief on the left and a feather band on the right.

They didn't hurt as I'm hard as nails me (until I stub my little two on the door frame that is#) LOL

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-05 @ 17:54

Question: How can you be as "hard as nails" if you've bitten them down to the knuckles? Or are the little dudes growing all shell like?

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[Visitor]
http://thesheeppen.blog.co.uk
2005-10-05 @ 17:54

See my blog for a pic :wave:

JessicaSmithJessicaSmith pro
2005-10-06 @ 16:02

I have no tattoos not even LOVE & HATE on my knuckles...;o)

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-10-06 @ 16:13

That reminds me of the film starring Robert Mitchum called "night of the hunter". He had that tattooed on his knuckles but he was, and will remain for me a hunk. One really bad mother...........;) And therein lies the attraction.

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[Visitor]

2005-10-08 @ 12:17

I have a small red heart with black outline tattoo on my back, just at the top of my right buttock. Anymore specific and I'd have to take a photo! Better not go down that road...

I went with my friend who chickened out but I eventually persuaded her and couldn't believe my eyes when she showed me 'pooky the rabbit' on her hip. Blue pantallons, little knotted hanky on a stick and everything. She went home and showed her family, thinking the might freak. The very next day, her mum, dad and brother came home with tattoos.

JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2005-12-27 @ 16:02

Am tattooed twice, I'm afraid. One on each (skinny) arm. Got them done in Thailand.

Now here's a multiple choice question which you can complete now or put aside for later if you desire.

When I went under the needle (both times), was I:

1) Stone cold sober and aware of the permanence of my actions, or

2) Shitfaced?

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2005-12-27 @ 16:08

2) Shitfaced but with a froideur of the stone cold

Incidentally what does TLT stand for?

I have very skinny arms and with my tattoo I like to maintain an air of the elegantly wasted.

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