God! I'm so under the radar. Bored, bored, bored..........

Please ignore any mention of the word CHRISTMAS in this post. Actually I don't give a ha'penny jizz about the word.

But I digress. This is a stress relieving game for the discerning blogger. I can speak with authority on such matters as I have just slipped away from my desk at the HQ of the Ministry of Defence. For most of the day I have been ordering nuclear warheads from the Cotswold Catalogue. Do not be alarmed. All warheads are disguised as wide rattan tallboys for the more sensitive amongst us.

However I will not be pressed on the firing range of those stainless steel toilet roll caddies

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Spamalot the spoof of the spoof of Monty Python's "Holy Grail" is in the West End. Six months ago when I was in New York, Spamalot was big on Broadway. Why Spamalot? Could they NOT get the joke? And therein lies the grail. There isn't a joke, it's just incredibly silly. With lashings of musical brolly twirlings and music written by Eric Idle it went down a storm over the duck pond.

Tim Curry aka Dr Frankenfurter, (damnit Janet! He had to be the sexiest transvestite I have NEVER had the pleasure of meeting)

is playing King Arthur in Spamalot.

And frankly bloggers I just can't wait to see him.

This coming Saturday afternoon I shall be clutching my sweaty theatre tickets in hand, probably a little tanked up too just waiting to........."burst into song".............

Another visit to the hospital left me staggered at the lengths the NHS will go to slash expenditure!

Wetherspoons. Popped in yesterday armed to the gunnels with the Sunday Papers. Justine had the "Saga", "Male on Sunday", "Closer" and the Sunday Telegripe. Christopher was mainly occupied with the "Style" pullout section from the Sunday Times.

Breakfast a guinness and a bacon butty.

Hoylake lites - that's the name. It took so long for the bacon butty to arrive, I began to think it was one of those lighter options on the menu. So light in fact I couldn't even feel my false teeth sink into the bloomer bread therefore negating any calorific consequences.