For the rich bastard that has everything and more..........

A simply super idea from Santa

The Stephen Fry Alarm Clock

An alarm clock that looks like a traditional carriage clock (but is in fact made in lightweight plastic) with over fifty different wake-up messages recorded by Stephen Fry in his plummiest Jeeves voice.

Wake up to Stephen murmuring in your ear:
"I'm delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world's approval?" OR

"I'm afraid the staff have absconded, sir. And it is my day off. I trust it will not be too onerous to make your own exquisitely sliced toast and perfectly cooked breakfast?"; it's impossible not to get up without a smile on your face!

As well as the fifty wake-up messages there are also a dozen different messages when you turn the alarm off and a ninety second relaxation exercise that would send anyone to sleep.

It even makes bacon and eggs (with or without fried bread) and will deliver a quality newspaper for a small annual subscription fee.