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@ 16. Sep 2007 – 13:35:37
Question: What is a bastard exactly?
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, What is a bastard?
And as we wax philosophical with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms - Eh?...........the truth slowly dawns that a picture is worth a thousand of 'em.
In this photo below, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.
The guy behind him.......well, he's a bastard.
NotBob
Pro 
eggbod
Well what's shit-face then?
The bloke on the left will find out soon enough by the looks of it! 
eggbod
I think you could be right.
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Is he not bringing him his packed lunch?
eggbod
He may well be doing just that ems but the fact remains that Vernon (that's the chappie deactivating) doesn't like polony with brown sauce and Gilbert (that's 'im with brown paper bag)knowngly never (John Lewis style) bothered to find this out
bradders
I,m a bastard then, it took you long enough to find out.
bradders
The picture is telling me that one bloke likes lucky bags and the other on likes putting his hand up a Turtle's arse.
eggbod
I loved lucky bags - does that make me a bastard?
I hope so...........
bradders
Yep, we're a couple bastards, I can't say which I prefer, the lucky bag or my hand up a Turtle's arse, next time I see a Turtle I'll give it a go and let you know, I have very fond memories of lucky bags so the Turtle better have a really nice arse.
eggbod
Little Tom Horner - is that you?
Have lucky bags bit the dust then?
niicboy
They're both bastards - I've been digging in the sand all my life and have never found an unexploded bomb :-(
And they've got cool outfits for the next fancy dress party they go to!
eggbod
And even sadder than digging in the sand is that you sound very disappointed by the fact that you can't wear those sort of outfits for work!!!!!!!!!!
niicboy
I wear whatever I pleaese to work :-P
And don't try to palm off digging in the sand as uncool - especially as I'm sure you've been indulging in that guilty pleasure your entire holiday!
(did you have a nice time?)
eggbod
Nice is hardly the adjective I would use for a luxury villa with two swimming pools and a helipad.
But it was pleasant if you like that sort of thing 
What he doesn't know is the front guy had been sick in the bag......bastard!??
eggbod
Content: polony, brown sauce and the ubiquitous carrots
Austin-Lance
PMSL Ok for 10 bonus points...What happened next?
eggbod
He put in his thumb..............
And pulled out a plum
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No. He's not a bastard, he's a shit-head.
