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@ 13. Nov 2007 – 11:16:01
It wont be very long before we are not allowed to smoke in our homes. Indeed I feel ciggies will be banded with the rest of the class As. You know, smarties, crystal meth, crack cocaine, sherbert lemons/lemon sherberts, skunk, swarfega, maynards wine gums and my best friend: the bacon butty below:
eggbod
Yo Mads!
That butty is mouth wateringly good, I mean I'm a bit of tart for chips but just look at those juices!!!
I'm sorry, but some things are way too serious for humour. I mean, of course, the bacon butty's hypothetical demise. We carnivores have feelings too, you know! 
James.
eggbod
Have you ever seen anything so beautiful in your recipe ridden days as this? It's the love of my life! Look at those oaty bits on the bread!
I might get it done in oils. Lucien Freud could commission it entitled "my lovely bacon butty"
HektorRevisited
that looks wonderful. I have not had such a nice looking bacon sandwich for a long time.
eggbod
Gadzooks young brideshead!
Don't you dare go using posh words like "sandwich" 'ere. That's a contravention of the Geneva Convention circa the HP sauce smearing campaign 
In other news I may be swayed to accept the word "buttie"
Juzzzy
The sandwich is nothing short of a wanton, salivating slut.
And //I want her.
eggbod
Tis a fookin, whoremongerin', hole-meal lass, no less!
Juzzzy
I'd get me lips around her gammon, that's for sure.
Piggy style.
eggbod
Look at the rashers on that!
Sweet maple-cured moses in danepak wrapper. Stop humpin my hole grain!
bradders
Should be topped with a poached egg me dear, lightly cooked so that the yolk runs all down yer best frock
eggbod
Its just a picture isn't it?
Blimey I'm in love. Looks like a cheeky wee blob of mayo on that top slice. Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
It does look good and with a slice of tomato and a dab of mayo, yum!
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Guards!!! the lady is eating bacon - arrest her under section 1000000000 of the now ubiquitous terrorism act..