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@ 03. Jan 2008 – 04:18:11
I know it's only rock and roll and I should like it but I couldn't help thinking "Casino Royale" was just Top Gear with guns!
Now I like Top Gear and I am partial to a firearm. I light my Jo Malone scented candles with a lighter that looks like a Welrod assassin's pistol, and if I get my hands on the person/persons that spent over £700 on my credit card over Xmas I will burn their eyeballs out with the novelty blow torch mechanism.
Ah well that's the spirit!
Is it 2009 yet?
here... in case you find the person that did it!!...or for anyone you dont like for that matter..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_torture_methods_and_devices
Juzzzy
Hurrah for credit card thieves!
Or was it you?
eggbod
You know full well that I like the smell of napalm in the morning........
Available at all good Jo Malone candlemongery...
I'd keep an eye on your herring love. It might get smoked!
rubychoo
Jeez Eggy, your credit card got stolen . How ?
I have spent too much time in a state of rage having been robbed blind last year. It's not good for the head.
So deep breaths, deep baths .....and vanilla-scented candles under their arses.
Happy New Year anyway.
eggbod
They must have gotten the details from the net.......
But your situation was just awful,
I wouldn't mind so much but this time last year Lord Eggbod had 6 grand taken from his current bank account!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MichaelStMark
Pro "Is it 2009 yet?"
Just blink, young lady.
... and while your eyelids are closed you need to get the bin lids chained & padlocked at eggbod towers by the sounds of things...
Hi, the recent recession has made the situation more worse.
Tanti Soldi
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