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WHILST MY iPOD GENTLY SEEPS

by eggbod @ 06. Mar 2008 - 15:03:58

The Brave New World post Aldous Huxley eh?

Don't think you've heard it all just yet. My iPod, bless its computerised cotton chips, has been seeping power. Battery seepage indeed! I confess it is a cold and brutal world without the valiant shield of an iPod and the courageous helmet of in-ear phones. Fuck the real world, I live in my own selected soundtracks!

Sadly seepage is now making my i-Mate i-Pod unreliable. What's a gel to do? Battery replacement is not cheap.

No sir, but the best bit is: you have to make an appointment to have it replaced!!!!!!!!!

Incredulous really. It's not a pacemaker I want fitted is it?


 
 

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When do we qualify for i-Popsocks?

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-03-06 @ 16:54

Never heard of 'em....;)

Although I have heard of the Hoosiers/hosery "shame about Ray"

Nevermind the bollocks, what about the prostate!

BenjamyBenjamy [Member]
2008-03-06 @ 16:18

Those i-Genius people are very much in demand!!! sheesh and we laughed at Geeks way back just look at them now, walk into the store and say you have a problem with apiece of i - hardware and they send you away like youve commited the great crime of expecting a store to actually be helpfull, no no no , you go away my deary , make a online appointment with mr genius at mr genius bar, what do you mean ? you cant because your frigging macs not working either, battery problem? na it never happens!!!

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-03-06 @ 16:49

I think I shall have to iBatter somebody at the apple store but before I get too violent, I have succumbed and made an appointment. I'm afraid I'm addicted to my iPod therefore I'm a music i-junkie/i-whore.

discoboddiscobod [Member]
http://discobod.blog.co.uk
2008-03-06 @ 19:47

apple - 1st name in trendy toys

apple - last name in reliability

apple - mostly made in china

an apple a day makes the economy decay

(maybe i could be poet laureate....)

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-03-06 @ 21:06

Well somebody has taken a bit outta mine......

I'll suggest a Knighthood when I next bump into HRH. I regularly meet up with her for a game of cards. Snap mainly and then we compare Hermes headscarves.

redleaderredleader [Member]
2008-03-06 @ 21:51

Aye oop mate. Dunno what happened to my York/ithsmus post, just frigging disappeared. Can you still see it? Cos I defo can't.

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-03-06 @ 22:15

It's still there.

Probably that lambrini's fault.

Naturally I've added another wry remark or in your case rye remark

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