I fell asleep watching Spurs play PSV, it was so exciting. Fell asleep as they went into a penalty shoot-out!!!!!

And woke up to tits bouncing off a fireman's pole.

Show Girls? Show-all Girls more likely.

A film capturing the spirited adventures of a feisty damsel falling on hard erections and or times (delete whichever is unapplicable/inexplicable). Poor cow. Thought she was auditioning for a part in a Vegas Show and misheard, confusing lap dancing with tap dancing.

Can we all dance like that in the queue at the Benefits office and more importantly would we get the job waving those Claire Sweeney jazz tassles????????

Just tell 'em your auditioning for Alan Hanson's walk-on trolley stroll for Morrisons!

Let it shine!