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NANNY Mac'MAIL
by eggbod @ 02. Apr 2008 - 09:57:37

Nanny MacPhee was I believe a fictious witch.

Nanny MacGovern is contrary to popular lore NOT Jimmy Mc'Govern's script-writer's best friend and bum-wiper but the leaders of our alienated nation.

Nanny MacMail is the of course the Daily Blurt. The Daily How-Would-I-Ever-Write-Without-the-Windsors!!!!!!(To be sung in the style of How do you solve a problem like....well you get the message).

Yes it's fashionable to disparage and fashionable to detest and for good reason. Yesterday I spotted a list of tunes published by the Mail (Daily Tedium) regarding what songs to drive your car to. I've heard of music to watch girls go by but this really takes the dog's biscuit, bowl and fucking blanket too!

And guess what song you should NOT be driving to?

THE PRODIGY'S "FIRESTARTER"!

I happen to bow down at the alter of the drums 'n bass, in-yer-face, Prodigy. I love them. LOVE EM! And as someone once famously opined, I will be in court for loving 'em.

However something creeped into my subconcious after reading this babying-bum-wiping bilge. And that is: Did the Prodigy ever thing that they would be mentioned in the same sentence as the Daily Mail? More signifcantly perhaps, do Daily Mail readers own Prodigy albums? Does that mean the Prodigy have lost their un-loving feeling? And finally is all that "twisted instigator" and "smack my Bitch up" anti-establishment sentiment now worthy of a mention in the Daily Mail femail, hormonal, post-menopausal, supplement?

Get off my cloud Daily Mail. Get outta my car!

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jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-04-02 @ 10:22

Oh! Shite I read the mail:)

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-02 @ 10:36

Calm down dear, it's NOT a newspaper ;)

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BeanyemBeanyem [Member]
2008-04-02 @ 13:55

My hubby reads the mail and I hate it! Yet another reason to hate the newspaper!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-02 @ 14:38

Are you sticking pins in your hubby?

Have you made a wax likeness of him?

Besides I thought the mail was a girlie paper. Rather like the Bunty and the Mandy and such.

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BeanyemBeanyem [Member]
2008-04-02 @ 14:41

Yes, I do agree! He claims to only buy it for the 'money mail' I belive this is be a 'read-it-yourself' version of the finanical times, but I secretly think he likes looking at the 'femail' section.

p.s. have been considering the voodoo idea but if you read my blog about the bird shit on the car you will see I been presented with something much better!!

*evil laugh and sweeping of evil cape*

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-02 @ 14:51

Hummmmmm...........

I think he gets it for the femail section too!

But that's only out on Thursdays isn't it.....

Oops I don't really know that much about it really ;)

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braddersbradders [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 19:50

I don't think the Mail is any worse or any better than all the others, they're all full of absolute shite but we love to read shite don't we?

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 21:35

The Mail is shite.

The Express is 10x worse.

They are both brushed with the varnish of the genteeeeel, (which is why old ladies buy 'em, instead of The Sunday Sport or The News of The Screws)

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-05 @ 21:50

Indeed.

The Mail and Express would become defunct if there was no Royal Family to report on.

Do they really think we care?

The Viz is the media mag for today!

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 21:53

Toilet humour

Tut!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-05 @ 21:58

I'm the original afficianado of toilet humour. And if there is only one "f" in afficianado then..........

Tut!

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braddersbradders [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 19:55

P.S
I like a bit of Drum’n’Bass now and again, loved the sound track that ran through the film π

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 21:38

Firestarter !

As Peter Kay said...

'She loves a bit of Prodigy, your mum !'

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-05 @ 21:56

I love you, hurry up and come on down!

I'm twisted instigator!!!

And yes Peter Kay did say that and I bellowed, yes bellowed with laughter.

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 22:01

I'm packing !

(Things not to say when traveling in the UK)

You do dress down in Londinium these days, don't you ?

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-05 @ 22:03

Absolutely

I've stopped wearing my Jimmy Choos for taking out the bin bags.

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-04-05 @ 22:07

On your feet ?

Cool... !

Right there witya sister...

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-04-05 @ 22:09

However one never wears a pearl necklace before tea time.

And velvet chastity belts are to be moth-balled after May!!!!!

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