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A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!
by eggbod @ 02. May 2008 - 14:09:10

Not a lot of people know this but you can actually now buy war-torn, abysinnian goats' testicles embraced with parma ham, and sprinkled with crushed lady-birds' carapaces.

Pop in a micro-wave for 3 hours! After piercing with a fork.

So farewell then Mr Gordon Frown and Mr Ken Avarice. Chew on that! And contemplate at your leisure.........even though Mr Frown has possibly another 2 years in office. The man has lost any credibility he may have presumed he once had. His policies and taxation have systematically raped the people of this country. A country war-torn by taxation and smothered by a swaddled, nanny-coddling, complacency.

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2008-05-02 @ 14:13

That's bollocks.

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jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-05-02 @ 17:47

But not just any bollocks, it's M&S bollocks!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-05-02 @ 18:10

That'll be 5p for a shrink wrapped bag sir to carry your testicles

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-05-02 @ 21:27

Ah.

The lost art of euphimism.

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-05-02 @ 21:27

Faggots

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-05-02 @ 23:49

Earl Grey he never leaves his tea bags in a saucer!

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-05-02 @ 23:24

Forking hell!

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-05-02 @ 23:52

Indeed, it's that or a quick slash with a kitchen devil.

Can somebody get that warbling, simpering bint Leona Lewis off my post?

Oh it looks like she's taken the hint

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-05-03 @ 00:27

For mash get smashed...

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