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GORDON BANKS ON A HOLIDAY MONDAY

by eggbod @ 05. May 2008 - 18:49:44

So far this year, warm sunny weather has been sadly lacking. I'm well aware that we live in Blighty or should that be Blight(ed)? Tossed around by the rain and the wind, like a fag-end unpredictably defying the maelstrom of a fierce and turbulent lavatory flushing. Yes, that's our great British weather............

But soft.........what light through yonder window breaks? Tis the sun, fair and true, bestowing a goodly warming munificence across our green and septic Isle.

ON A BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY??????????????????

Tis Gordon repealing the taxation of bins, fuel and grain......he feels our pain.
At the petrol pumps or
The supermarket trolley lane....

Suffice to say Gordon if you could tax the sunshine, you would have.....and I think that's the simple reason the sun has been hiding until now.

But as the reptilian Igor attempts the empathy of the nation, the sun does a lot more to ease the misery.


 
 

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-05-05 @ 20:25

He left the lights on.

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-05-06 @ 20:29

And I'll wager they are not energy efficient light bulbs he is burning with feckless abandonment!!

braddersbradders [Member]
2008-05-06 @ 20:19

Reptilian Igor? love it, Gelatinous pondlife is another one, Gordon Banks only had one eye but he didn't score as many own goals as this Numpty.

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-05-06 @ 20:28

Ah Bradders.............welcome, you do make me laugh.

Tis true, he is gelatinous pond life and I was going to tie this in with Gordon Banks our illustrious goalie of 1966 world cup winning team but I figured that would not be fair to Gordon Banks.

braddersbradders [Member]
2008-05-07 @ 15:13

Oh go on, Mr Banks won't mind being tied to Mr Brown as long as he's not got his back to him, I was watching have I got news for you at the weekend, I caught the extended version and for me it was the funniest one EVER, the panel said that Peter Mandelson had suggested that Gordon Brown was gay, I've been saying that ever since I set eyes on him.

jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-05-12 @ 15:37

gordon has got to be the number one banker of all !!!..but who is the mug...us that put up with it...maybe he knows just how far he can push us after all he was elected....Oh!!i remember... of course there was no election he just got given the job!!!!!!!!!!

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