"There ain't no....." and would it matter if there wuz?

Is perhaps not the most erudite lyric sung by a screeching Elton sound-alike but the nostalgia it evoked, as I remember how I played this Scissor Sisters album to death a couple of years ago. If you have ever been guilty of brain-washing mates with songs, or albums the you'll know what I mean. They hate it and you in equal measures and are possibly scarred for life.

Was "tits on the radio" a hit? Was it played on the radio? Or had all members of the tit family migrated when this album was released or just gone shopping with Gok Wan?