Step 1: Select tea pig
Step 2: Pour boiling water over it
Step 3: Bear down with teaspoon
Step 4: Sip with caution.
Step 5: Throw away

Will tea pigs feature on QI
As a question posed by Steven Fry
Or left to languish
Will tea pigs die, or simply fly...............
away.

Well the tennis is boring and the sun has gone to bed and I'm passing the time until something reasonably entertaining comes via the box. And I may be waiting some time.

And tea pigs?
No thanks.
Just stick to bags.
Unless of course you enjoy drinking tea like a dubious character from a PG Wodehouse novel.

Tea Pigs - I've seen and drank it all now!

Wait till Homer Simpson hears about this. Spider pig is redundant