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DITHERING SHITES
by eggbod @ 12. Jul 2008 - 20:53:32

Ode to Moron Frown......et al, get real

Oh dear what can the matter be?
Poor old Heathcliffe locked in the lavatory
He's been there from Monday through Saturday
Nobody said that they care.

Oh dear what can the matter be?
The G8 summit gorging on canapes
They'll bang on from Monday through Saturday
Nobody said life was fair

Oh dear what can the matter be?
Summer's sun, is weaker than fairy pee
Rain incessantly Monday through Saturday
Wellies will get all the wear

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la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-07-12 @ 21:16

Very good! :))

MarkJTMarkJT [Member]
2008-07-12 @ 21:56

Couldn't have sung it better myself.

braddersbradders [Member]
2008-07-13 @ 20:28

Talking of fairy pee I thought I saw I saw a fairy the other night on my doorcam until my son informed me that the two glowing objects that I observed were just flies, it was about midnight and I was watching the tele when something caught my eye on the doorcam that I've got hooked up to my laptop, really bright lights dancing about they were, I wish I hadn't told him then I could have carried on thinking that they were nature spirits, "fairy pee"? faries taking the piss me thinks.

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2008-07-14 @ 14:11

Let me in your window-ohohohohhhhhh!

I didn't need to see that...

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-07-15 @ 10:18

Beautiful...

I'm wellin' up !

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
2008-07-16 @ 13:57

i resented Gordon Brown being compared to Heathclife - being compared to Heathcliffe is my job. When I spent a few months in hospital years back I became very friendly with a senior sister called Kathy. And guess what; she lived on the Lancashire side of Withins Moor which is the model for Wurthering Height.
Ans as I'm a dark man (though not brooding) the other nurses gave her hell. Poor Kathy, she had a miserableist husband and when she found someone to flirt with her and have fun it got her in trouble.

I made up for it when I was not a patient any more ;)

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