FIVE TARNISHED RINGS

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FIVE TARNISHED RINGS

by eggbod @ 13. Aug 2008 – 17:41:58

This could be a rhetorical question but does anybody really give a rat's turd about the Olympics? Anybody at all? I can speak for myself when I say I was bored by this global, gob-dropping circus before it even started. I guess it was the build-up on the news and that Welsh newsreader Hugh Self-Righteous Shoe, on BBC1. Naturally now we feign surprise when the Chinese use images of Batman back-drops to showcase fireworks over the Beijing. Well I thought it looked like a Batman back-drop. The Dark Night? The air pollution is apparently so bad it's always dark, day and night. Night and day.

Please don't let me be living in London in 2012. What a cock ring that will be!

I'm not really arsed about the Olympics one way or another......I'm just sounding off because I've waited in all afternoon for some British Gas Gonk to service summit. You know the drill..........time notification: afternoon between midday and 6pm. Oh here he is now! A minute after 6pm.
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- Juzzzy
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- 13. Aug 2008 @ 17:46:02
I think an interesting way of perking up the Olympics would be for me to rung around the dressage arena with an axe, taking wild swings at the stuck cunts who think shuffling from side to side on a trainee police horse is some sort of "sport".

Wankers.

Watching the game tonight?
- - eggbod
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  - 13. Aug 2008 @ 17:53:28
  I will be now.........
  
  I forgot until you said that.
  
  Don't tell Rafa!
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- SeasideMan ^Pro
- 13. Aug 2008 @ 18:04:18
I'm with you! But my huge benefit here is that I never watch television :-)

Tom.
- - eggbod
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  - 13. Aug 2008 @ 18:19:48
  Well I just don't seem to have the patience to watch anything on TV. I can't even watch a DVD without getting up and pottering. I have loads of half-viewed DVDs around the house
  - - SeasideMan ^Pro
    - 13. Aug 2008 @ 18:53:34
    I'm OK with dvds, just not telly programmes. I need to know what happens in a film.
    
    Tom.
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- rowtheboat
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- 13. Aug 2008 @ 19:20:52
Five Olympic cock rings!

The Twelve Days of Christmas would have sounded so much better with that lyric.
- - eggbod
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  - 13. Aug 2008 @ 19:36:40
  Five Cock Rings!............
  
  Four seedy mags,
  
  Three porn stars,
  
  Two sleazy thongs
  
  And a dildo in a mince pie!
  - - Old-Nick ^Pro
    - 14. Aug 2008 @ 08:34:21
    have you been to my place then?
    
    I must tidy up.
    - - eggbod
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      - 14. Aug 2008 @ 09:07:41
      And you don't even make the feeble attempt to hide 'em under the bed!
      
      Shame on you it's not Xmas yet. Fuck, I didn't wanna mention that word. Not fuck but t'other. The "x" word
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  - - rowtheboat
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    - 14. Aug 2008 @ 12:30:51
    *applauds*
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- Shipscook
- 13. Aug 2008 @ 19:45:18
Pleased to say I have not watched a bit of the sport so far, and the politics are giving me the sick, the Chinese government are getting away with whatever they just cos the USA and other western democracies want access to their markets the hypocrites!
- - eggbod
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  - 13. Aug 2008 @ 20:05:39
  Absolutely.... and they think that us peasants don't know this!
  
  But I'm gonna watch the footie now
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 14. Aug 2008 @ 08:36:13
I hate it and always have. Boring in the extreme.

I will probably be in london in 2012 but we are planning a holiday for the two weeks of the stupid event, because the tubes will be bloody awful and we just want to be somewhere else.
- - eggbod
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  - 14. Aug 2008 @ 08:44:41
  I sort of get the feeling that the media knows the whole event is shite but they are forced at gun point to whip up enthusiasm........as if!
  
  I'm beginning to feel desperate at the the thought of 2012, and if I can't fuck off for two weeks perhaps death is preferable.
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- Benjamy
- 14. Aug 2008 @ 08:54:50
Is Dwarf tossing an olympic sport yet????
- - eggbod
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  - 14. Aug 2008 @ 09:09:09
  Omit the word "dwarf" and you've got it!
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- avrilo
- 14. Aug 2008 @ 16:43:34
Eggers m'dear!
It's a great excuse to watch telly in the daytime and be 'too busy' to do anything else except watch, eat, drink, blog and feel just a twinge of guilt for the unhoovered floor.

I'm lovin' it! Yay, I even know what a double pike is now..and it isn't to do with twin fish.
- - eggbod
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  - 14. Aug 2008 @ 17:39:06
  What is my excuse for an unhoovered floor if I don't watch the Olympics?
  
  A double pike must be something to do with ice skating - yes?
  
  Well it's not ping-pong or badminton surely?
  - - avrilo
    - 15. Aug 2008 @ 19:36:08
    A pike, double or even triple is a term used a lot by commentators who seem to know what they are talking about.
    In gymnastics and diving it's when they are in the air, body folded in half with arms round the back of the legs, which are straight out. I think in other sports, like ice skating, it seems to be a turn whilst they are in the air.
    - - eggbod
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      - 16. Aug 2008 @ 23:26:32
      I think I need a double whiskey for that one A
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- discobod
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- 14. Aug 2008 @ 16:57:46
check out my alternative medals table on my blog......

forget the yanks and chinese i'm rooting for Cuba

if anyone takes the Aussies from the number 1 spot then i'm happy......

(flawless display by the mighty red army last night - how many shots on goal?)

Torres and Keane together will NEVER work in my book..........
- - eggbod
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  - 14. Aug 2008 @ 17:34:43
  D'yer know what?
  
  You are right about Torres and Keane.
  
  I'm no Benitez but that combo has been niggling at me since the signing. Just can't understand why and how it would work. Who is Keane BTW?
  - - discobod
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    - 16. Aug 2008 @ 02:25:04
    Keane is actually a very distant relation to the mega god: ROY KEANO (aka Keano)
    
    as much as i am an Arsenal fan i did used to love to watch Roy 'HARD- CASE' Keane and patrick vieira locking horns on the park......(for the record Vieira was as good if not better than KEANOOOOOOO
    
    Robbie Keane (christened Robbie 'im-not-so' Keane) has tried and failed over his whole career to get somewhere near to Roy's level
    - - eggbod
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      - 16. Aug 2008 @ 23:30:31
      Roy Keane you say?
      
      I always wanted to punch that bastard's lights out since he queue barged at the Post Office.
      
      He was creating a fuss about his passport photos. Said they never accentuated his cheek bones......as if I have time enough to listen to such shite
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 14. Aug 2008 @ 17:38:19
What olympics?
- - eggbod
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  - 14. Aug 2008 @ 17:45:43
  A round of applause goes to Abe!
  
  And a gold medal for indiffence
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    - 16. Aug 2008 @ 19:07:26
    Ohhhh thank you! I knew I would excel at something one day!
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- deleted user (Visitor)
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- 16. Aug 2008 @ 13:55:20
I have been watching the Olympics. Seen the synchronized diving and Michael Phelps on the teevee. That's in between blogging, cooking, eating *parps* drinking and relaxing.

I do lead a charmed life....

xxx
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  - 16. Aug 2008 @ 23:30:48
  Him whot won the most medals in the whole of christendom?
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- bradders
- 16. Aug 2008 @ 20:33:50
Watched the "Cockless Fours" win a gold today, on the edge of my seat I was then I watched the womens 10 000 metres race, on the edge of my seat again then I watched a six foot five inch Jamaican run the 100 metres in nine point six nine seconds, sorry but I was on the edge of my seat again, I know what you mean about all the hype and I hate the "Talking Bollocks" but I admire some of these athletes, I wanted to be a runner but wasn't good enough but if I had been I would have went to the Olympics despite all the politics.
Sorry, I love your blog but I'm not with you on this one, hope you don't hate me.
P.S At the end of the Cockless Fours the boy at the front lent back and quite clearly said to the boy behind him "I love you" not once but twice, Hmmmmmm!
- - eggbod
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  - 16. Aug 2008 @ 23:32:58
  Nah gawd bless yus........
  
  I don't hate yus bradders.
  
  I love your refreshing slant on life and the way you tell it like it is........
  
  I was on the edge of my seat once........
  
  It was when I discovered I had forgotten to buy toilet paper x
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- Kibitz
- 18. Aug 2008 @ 17:31:20
Er ..

I give a baker’s dozen rat’s turds.

Sports .. I’m glued .. Sod the horses.

Adam ... x
- - eggbod
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  - 23. Aug 2008 @ 15:26:52
  That must be 13 turds then..........
  
  Would you like a bag?
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