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@ 11. Oct 2008 – 11:19:13
"Cupidity" - extreme greed for material wealth, coupled with stupidity (no need for definition with that one) would make delightful homemade Christmas cards this year. Two podgy putti embracing each other.
With Christmas looming out of the ravages of debt and desperation like the Wreck of the Hesperus, and in retail terms just around the next mince pie aisle, think of all the fun to be had. I wonder if we should scratch the word "prosperous new year" from the message inside the card?
MichaelStMark
Pro 
eggbod
I shall send you an old cardboard toilet roll (sans papier of course) with "spiralling into debt" written in permanent marker pen. Naturally if you could send it back the following year that would be most useful
MichaelStMark
Pro I think I'll feel a bit insulted if you don't upgrade to the kitchen roll tube this year eggy.
eggbod
Can't do kind sir
Kitchen cardboard is far too large too flush down the bog! It chokes the s-bend!!
Juzzzy
New blog design shocker?
eggbod
It lacks a little imagination, granted, and looks a little porridgey but then it was that or the colour option called boiled shite and that was a step too far!
ABE-unlimited
Pro I had this pale-grey design last year and no one read my bollocking. Blamed the design. Changed the font to bigger. Still no one read my rubbish. Changed the design and added a banner picture. Still no one bothers to read any of my shite. It may have nothing to do with the design, methinks now. I wonder what it is?
ABE-unlimited
Pro And I thought cupidity was for love and bare-bottom frolicking with wings... Oh well.
I sent those glitter on scrap paper Christmas cards last year, what would you recommend for this year then, darling?
eggbod
Well don't put darling on the front of the card or you'll get shot!
No I'm thinking the puritanical toilet roll is still the better option. Cheaper to post!
ABE-unlimited
Pro Oh, I will scratch through the neighbours' bin - see if they have any toilet rolls (we're using The Sun, you see, and it comes without any rolls).
I'll put darling on the back then.
ABE-unlimited
Pro I didn't mean "Oh" - I meant damn "OK"
eggbod
The Sun?
I can can't afford that sort of extravagance.
I'm reduced to using those freebies and that cheap printing ink leaves black marks one's arse
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I blame it all on "Beckham bling", eggy. Everyone wanted to live like the dynamic duo and were encouraged to think they could, by all those naff house-in-the-sun/country property under the hammer I made 50 K last year just by sittin' on me butt eating kettle chips n' gulping Stella - type progs.
This year I expect to receive some folded scraps of recycled cardboard with glitter glue-stickered on c/w fast felt tip scrawls along the lines of...
" I'm almost broke and times is hard - here's your f***ing christmas card "
Still. It's the thought that counts.