Whilst we all grind our teeth through poverty and petrol prices, thin hair and despair, Christmas cheer is spread more meagre than marmite on a mouse cracker. But spare a thought for the poor celebrities shipped in to be forcibly entertained by Kylie in this montrosity:
One of the best rooms will set you back 22,000 dollars or pounds (who cares about the currency when it's this high) per night.
Dolphins have been shipped in from a dolphin library for each suite's individual fish tank.
Fountains sprinkle joie de vivre.
Climate control whispers "you're gorgeous" throughout the hotel
And the carpet pile is so deep it laps your toes like individual wavelets
Personally I think it's tat but one man's "taste the difference" is another man's "bustin' beans" economy range.
MissyMouse
OK, it's a hard life but I suppose someones got to offer to go and try it all out.....when do I go??
Oh can you let them know I won't be wanting a dolphin in the fish tank in my room though. That sounds cruel.