B M DOUBLE-SPEW!

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B M DOUBLE-SPEW!

by eggbod @ 15. Oct 2009 – 09:21:53

What on earth is that shite?

That BMW presumptively post strangers' gobs around blogs is a "fucking liberty" (a la Catherine Tate's foul-mouthed gran).

It looks like a happy scrap book. And since I gave up pasting into a scrap book before I was 11 years old I'm not happy. Does driving a BMW make the sunshine and instantaneously give you a large brood of extended family members? If that's the message they subliminally wish to convey, believe me, those pop-up, nuisance, family members will all be begging lifts from a car that can never be serviced efficiently because the manufacturers don't understand it.

"Joy is not BMW" believe me.

"Happiness is a warm gun!"
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- justgrrl
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 09:40:55
it's quite easy to keep a gun warm - I keep mine near the radiator all the time...
- - eggbod
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 09:46:29
  I haven't got my radiators on yet! But I am wearing a scarf indoors so perhaps I should.
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 10:05:06
I was a tad shocked to see that ad on blog this morning as well.

And "Joy" used in connection with blogs...oh come on.
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 16:48:02
  It's not even amusing or clever really.
  
  And if my gob was on those photos to advertise shite like that I'd go around to the BMW showroom with a lump hammer!
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 10:25:17
I used to love mine - the car that is not the ad.
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 16:51:07
  I've driven three - all pimped up drug dealer style. Especially the blood red coloured job with tinted windows, slick sport spoked alloys and a blistering sound system that would blow any boy racer off the motorway. Whenever I drove it, I would catch the plods checking me out. Must have thought I was a drug-dealer's beeyatch!
  - - brokendownangel ^Pro
    - 15. Oct 2009 @ 17:27:55
    hee hee love the picture in my head right now!
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  - - brokendownangel ^Pro
    - 15. Oct 2009 @ 17:28:47
    You can imagine how i feel now when I pull up outside the school in the bloody range rover - deepest blue which is really black with tinted back windows - outside a school ffs!
    - - eggbod
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      - 15. Oct 2009 @ 22:51:22
      Well you'll just need the rap and motherfucker obscenities blasting out the window and you'll cut it like a homey!
      - brokendownangel ^Pro
        
        15. Oct 2009 @ 23:31:12
        
        And cooool sunglasses - i already have the long leather coat ala Kate Beckinsale in that vampire thing!
        
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        eggbod
        
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        16. Oct 2009 @ 00:34:30
        
        Ditto!
        
        I'm not joking either when I say I have a sweeping floor length leather coat.........except mine is chocolate brown which doesn't quite cut it in the cool stakes compared with your black. Although I do have a gi-normous pair of Chanel shades. Blimey we should both audition for the blues sisters!
        
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        brokendownangel ^Pro
        
        16. Oct 2009 @ 08:05:24
        
        Oh that sounds gorgeous! Audition here we come - I can see it now, middleaged cool chicks in leather - it would sell a million seats lol
        
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- EllieGant
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 10:28:47
I was taken aback too - I can normally ignore the ads, but I thought my computer had gone haywire! B*stids.
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- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 10:44:51
Well..there is only one thing for it! I must go and get me a BMW then..If it say's it will make me Joyful..then so be it! Who am I to go against the 'Big Boy's'!! ...

My poor little Rover will be redundant for here on in...
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 16:52:41
  I wanna drive a Mitsubishi Placenta or a Vauxhall Frigroll.
  
  You Milly are happy enough as you are without some arse-hole marketing ploy.
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 12:07:28
What a load of shite it is!!!!!!!
- - eggbod
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 16:54:17
  Joy is a DB9 methinks!
  
  And eluding the plods on the motorway when you are speeding!
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- kendersrule ^Pro
- 15. Oct 2009 @ 14:10:40
Why haven't I seen this? You're the second person I've seen to blog about them but other than that I've seen nuffin!
...You're advertising them to me!
- - eggbod
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  - 15. Oct 2009 @ 16:46:42
  Oh sorry love, I don't want to advertise the bastards - you are better off without 'em!
  - - kendersrule ^Pro
    - 15. Oct 2009 @ 17:01:55
    I've seen them now, their ad sucks ass with a rusty straw.
    - - eggbod
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      - 15. Oct 2009 @ 17:20:37
      So lame even a zimmer wouldn't resurrect 'em!
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- MissyMouse
- 18. Oct 2009 @ 10:38:21
Crap eh!
I honestly don't want to see their adverts....just think of how much money they must be paying out for such big adverts. Shame they will them overcharge us to pay for them!

xx
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- Miza-T
- 18. Oct 2009 @ 13:38:40
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY!

XX
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 25. Oct 2009 @ 16:21:18
- - eggbod
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  - 26. Oct 2009 @ 13:15:51
  How sweet- thanks Jack x
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- Blogfrog
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- 27. Oct 2009 @ 00:20:23
The cars are not the ad. True. But what a bad image do they want to create with this bad english, not to mention the bad and even wrong german grammar they use all the time since the campaign started?

It's a advertising accident, if you ask me - a german, by the way.
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