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GUILTY PLEASURES From eggbod in wordworld (2 days old)

Things perhaps that we shouldn't naturally admit to, or even enjoy, but age mellows or indeed whithers the brain cells: In no particular order: 1. Listening to Terry Wogan on Radio 2. Years ag… more
ALADDIN INSANE - MONEY FOR OLD ROPE! From eggbod in wordworld (2 days old)

There is a copious amount of dire drivel on the telly regarding putting your old jewel-ellery in an jiffy bag and posting it to somewhere - "Cash for Gold" scheme, I believe. Apparently we all have… more
FACEBOOK - ITS ORIGINS From eggbod in wordworld (8 days old)

Contrary to popular belief, man was not invented by Simon Cowell, or a by-product of his high-waisted, controversial, trouser frontage, but evolved from an office in Africa before the invention of X-f… more
WHAT IT IS........ From eggbod in wordworld (19 days old)

Is this. "What it is" is a particular favourite phrase of mine. I would consider it to be the second half of "It is........what it is". Said perhaps with a casual take it, or shove it your arse a… more
SPEEDO MODESTY PANELS From eggbod in wordworld (23 days old)

I need some helpful advice bloggers Whilst idly chatting with BDA (dirty bitch ;)) I have thought of a possible use for my redundant knitting skills. Does the panel think that these colourful bo… more
SHAMEFUL - The end of the innocence! From eggbod in wordworld (24 days old)

Do ya think this is sexy? Well do ya? Not content with scaling mountains and bursting with testosterone, I've been nurturing a secret addiction for all of three weeks. Namely: Knit… more
BEN DOON AND PHIL M'CRACKIN From eggbod in wordworld (25 days old)

Desperately trying to ignore my half-century last Sunday, I did this: I went up Ben Nevis!!! And being a sucker for punishment or maybe I was trying to prove a point, I went up Ben More … more
B M DOUBLE-SPEW! From eggbod in wordworld (37 days old)

What on earth is that shite? That BMW presumptively post strangers' gobs around blogs is a "fucking liberty" (a la Catherine Tate's foul-mouthed gran). It looks like a happy scrap book. And sin… more
DO YOU HAVE A BANGOVER TODAY? From eggbod in wordworld (39 days old)

Urban word of the day is: Bangover! Not to be confused with hangover. Apparently this is used to describe a sore neck as a result of headbanging at a heavy metal concert. Well I'm sorry but this … more
THE FORCE-SHITE SAGA From eggbod in wordworld (40 days old)

The last week has been dominated by a racist slur made by somebody called Tony Beck aka Anton du Beke - a mincing chav from Orpington apparently. Then, just when we hoped it would rumba off the dance… more
HOW TO STEAL THE WORLD From eggbod in wordworld (41 days old)

Because............ It's Saturday, Just. I need to kick back and ..................I'm trying to browbeat somebody tuneless into... Satan's seventh bride… more
SNOT FAIR From eggbod in wordworld (41 days old)

Has somebody you really detest ever given you a cold? Not the cold shoulder. The coughing and sneezing variety that makes your nose run, your eyes water and your throat hot and irritable and f… more
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART From eggbod in wordworld (41 days old)

I used to believe that I was far too hip and trendy to listen to Radio Nod (aka Radio Terry Wogan 2)....... Well not anymore. I'm in love with this woman and I heard her first on Radio 2. Wudd-… more
CRIMINAL JUSTICE From eggbod in wordworld (46 days old)

Tonight. 9pm BBC1........... And for one hour at 9pm every night for the rest of this week. Last year's programme was excellent with the young Ben Wishaw accused of murder after giving a l… more
FRIG ROLLS From eggbod in wordworld (47 days old)

Milly and I have a fig roll fetish. In as much as we cannot stop maligning them on blog. I don't really know what they did to deserve this but I suppose as a biscuit they are fairly innocuous. They… more
GORDON BENNETT - OMELETTE! From eggbod in wordworld (47 days old)

Whilst dining with my good friend and ex Daily Mirror grubster Justerini Dunnitall at Wetheralls, we skilfully steered the topic of conversation around to grub. Whilst neither of us will confess to e… more
THE INBETWEENERS - four go fish punching From eggbod in wordworld (54 days old)

Yes it's for juveniles. Yes I should know better Yes I know it won a British Comedy award like a year ago.............. But I love this programme. Perfect for anyone with a zap-it-all boredo… more
CHEER UP PEEPY JEANS From eggbod in wordworld (63 days old)

It's a godawful play on words I know but for some unknown reason Radio Nod has been playing that ear worm "Daydream Believer" otherwise known as Cheer Up Sleepy Jean. Oh what can it mean? Well I f… more
"CUT-THROAT BUSTED SUNSET" From eggbod in wordworld (65 days old)

..is a line from a song which amplifies the poetry and beauty that is Ray Lamontage, an American singer/songwriter. Whilst, probably, the big music news is the release of the new Muse album (I l… more
IS YOUR WASHING MACHINE SMELLY? From eggbod in wordworld (66 days old)

What sort of a question is that? That was the subject header of an email I received this morning. Is there a cryptic message here? Which got me to thinking, who would be the sort of person with a… more
I'VE HAD MY CHIPS From eggbod in wordworld (71 days old)

Not having been inside a chippy for quite some time, I usually send my minions out for all chip purchases, I was shocked to discover the price of a bag of LARGE chips! £1.90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… more
A TWITTER WARNING From eggbod in wordworld (71 days old)

A word of warning from a very prolific tweeter. Twitter ye not or you will end up plucked and fucked Tweet at your peril. Whilst Tweety really is still all cute and yellow, this is t… more
SHOOTING STARS From eggbod in wordworld (72 days old)

How I love thee! You know those days when you just feel "blurrgh". A little bit mimsy in the borogroves. Well after watching 30 minutes of Vic and Bob I feel all zesty again. Like a plump, polis… more
SPOT THE DICK..... From eggbod in wordworld (72 days old)

Head! So Spotted Dick is no longer to be called "Spotted Dick". Apparently the name of this pudding makes people nudge and snigger. What should it be known as now? Fly-blown Richard? Then … more
A VICIOUS CIRCLE DEVOID OF RESPONSIBILITY From eggbod in wordworld (77 days old)

The news once again is full, saturated, in fact with the heinous acts committed against two small boys by two small boys. It is clear that in the past 16 years since the James Bulger tragedy this soc… more
HAVE YOU EVER LEFT A CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN? From eggbod in wordworld (78 days old)

No? But I have left my washing on the line for 48 hours. Perhaps Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy would do me a favour and bring them in for me. With all this bloody talk about fishfingers, eggs and ch… more
BEDSOCKS AT THE OK CORRAL? From eggbod in wordworld (78 days old)

That's goodbye then to a summer that spread itself thinner than a greyhound's racing vest. I've hung up my fit-flops like an ageing bounty hunter hanging up his gun belt and admitted defeat. Instead… more
SEWELL MOCKS THE 'POOL From eggbod in wordworld (87 days old)

Caught red-handed listening to Radio 4 yesterday whilst sweeping the crumbs off my mock arthouse lino, I heard a remark by that silly old duffer Brian Sewell. Brian is an art critique. You don't s… more
SAY NO TO SPEEDO OR "B" "O" From eggbod in wordworld (87 days old)

We've all heard the question: Which comes first the chicken or the egg? Well which is worse: Wearing speedos at Alton Towers whilst riding the Thunder Pocket? Or Raising your arms at Thorpe… more
LEG OVER WICKET!! From eggbod in wordworld (89 days old)

I am not the slightest bit interested in cricket. It is a silly game. With silly words. A game that labours under the guise of sport. And, ye gods in a go-cart, doesn't it drag on... and....... on… more