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HAVE YOU EVER LEFT A CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN? from eggbod 79 days old
No? But I have left my washing on the line for 48 hours. Perhaps Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy would do me a favour and bring them in for me. With all ...
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HAVE A BANANA! from eggbod 595 days old
[ ... ] about this new food fetish. What can they say in that throaty, pulsating, languid voice about an air dried caper vaguely suggestive of a blow job!
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PREFAB SPROUT - the sound of crying from eggbod 1425 days old
Blimey! Is this what Paddy McAloon had in mind when he penned the above? Bloody horrendous indigestion, after two frenzied food fuelled days. The ...
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JAFFA CAKES - THE RENAISSANCE from eggbod 1547 days old
There's a big spider in this room. It's so big I heard it thunk as it dropped off the radiator onto the carpet. Carpet, thick spongy material with ...
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Lordy from eggbod 1549 days old
My favourite exclamation of the week. Kinda old-fashioned but fashionable right now. I think I first heard it on Blackadder. As in "lawks-a-lordy ...
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Jaffa Cakes from eggbod 1551 days old
I have just come back from Sainsburys' and discovered "limited edition" jaffa cakes in berry flavour. Can they be called jaffa cakes now? This could ...
