humour
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DO YOU HAVE A BANGOVER TODAY? from eggbod 30 days old
Urban word of the day is: Bangover! Not to be confused with hangover. Apparently this is used to describe a sore neck as a result of headbanging at ...
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I WANT IT FOR MY ARMPITS from eggbod 92 days old
RUBUS COCKBURNIANUS " I bought a deodorant stick today. I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said 'Remove top and slowly push ...
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EVEN IN THE QUIETEST MOMENT from eggbod 117 days old
Fags, ciggies, cancer sticks, straights. I need a contemplative drag. Park Drive (near Beverly Hills)? Woodbine (little known relation to the German ...
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BRAKE PAD BEAUTY FLUID from eggbod 174 days old
Something for the bank holiday weekend sir?
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WARNING, WARNING NUCLEAR ATTACK! from eggbod 175 days old
In anticipation of this elusive heatwave we are forecasted this summer, official guidelines have been issued. These included painting your house white, ...
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NAKED CLOWNS FIRING CROSS-BOWS from eggbod 179 days old
Him! The one I love. The one who professed he'd fellate a smurf and thereafter cook said smurf an omlette. Him of Black Books fame. Him of the sandpaper ...
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I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN' from eggbod 251 days old
I like this. A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get ...
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BRAINS from eggbod 445 days old
Frankie Boyle You make me soil My nether gussets With your twisted wit Frankie Boyle The perfect foil For life's self-righteous You twisted shit! Frankie ...
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CHAIN MALE from eggbod 503 days old
For those of you with a delicate disposition, a dislike of foul language or a belief in the power of emotional blackmail, look away now. "A CHAIN ...
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GRAVE CONCERN from eggbod 662 days old
Andy Warhol might have once famously suggested we will all have our 15 minutes of fame but for some of us Reincarnation might only take 15 minutes Or ...
