life
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HIGH NOON from eggbod 194 days old
[ ... ] of life. Both will be bloody. I've been here before and won but that was years past. But I'm so tired. I'm nearly 50. Take your protein ...
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LADY GAGA IS A ROYAL ALBERT TEACUP FULL OF WEAK PISS from eggbod 195 days old
[ ... ] proper life. If you know where to find one. I found mine centuries past. Just try putting the kettle on for a cup of tea without affectation. Up ...
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HITMAN OR HER? from eggbod 196 days old
Not to put too finer point on it, I need a contract killer. For hire. Does one google it? Flick through the Yellow Pages, let your fingers do the ...
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REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL - PART I from eggbod 362 days old
Purple Dragon had this idea. And very good it is too. Reasons to be cheerful. I'm not usually a Pollyanna more a pissed-off Penelope but I have carefully ...
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THE "c" WORD from eggbod 396 days old
"Cupidity" - extreme greed for material wealth, coupled with stupidity (no need for definition with that one) would make delightful homemade Christmas ...
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ED CHORTLE from eggbod 402 days old
Anyone who enjoys "Mock the Week", "Buzzcocks", or the more elitist fishpond that is "QI" will appreciate the comedy quality we have, as the dark nights ...
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FUELLING MY FANTASY from eggbod 442 days old
By now even I have discovered that I love a bloody good bitch. And so far this year there has been plenty to bitch about. There's the cost of things, ...
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BRAINS from eggbod 445 days old
Frankie Boyle You make me soil My nether gussets With your twisted wit Frankie Boyle The perfect foil For life's self-righteous You twisted shit! Frankie ...
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DOUGH! from eggbod 491 days old
I'm going through a very strange phase. I've been baking bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously. The weather was a fickle fellow yesterday so I asked ...
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GRAVE CONCERN from eggbod 662 days old
Andy Warhol might have once famously suggested we will all have our 15 minutes of fame but for some of us Reincarnation might only take 15 minutes Or ...
